Project: Clear In One Year

I have no money, no job and I am totally broke.

I am desperatley trying to clear my debt in one year.

Surrounded by bills, I am jumping at perhaps the only chance to get back on track by building this website and appealing to you, the wonderful, generous, caring, considerate, (laying it on to thick?) citizens of the world. A few cents, some spare change, the same cost as a bottle of dollar store shampoo. One less cup of coffee for you - a great moment for me and my growing posse of creditors. That's a keno game. That's one less pack of cigerettes that were gonna kill you anyway. How horrible is that?! REALLY!

Hey look! You have five dollars sitting next to you on the table, or next to your empty pasta bowl, or next to your body...in your wallet. I bet the stuff in your wallet would make the stuff in my wallet very happy. (God, I feel cheap)

Okay I am trying anything. I am desperate and have hit rock bottom. You, the reader, the lady with the cat around her neck and you..the guy smoking, staring at the screen wishing I was his 'Boy Toy'...I need YOUR help. I am asking for as much or as little as you want to throw my way and in return I will keep you entertained.

You've been in my shoes. You've searched through your car seats trying to find enough coins to buy macaroni cause it lasts awhile. You've smashed your piggy bank - you've flea marketed with the best of em, you have even looked into donating eggs (if you can) but when you've hit ROCK BOTTOM there isn't much else you can do.

Wanna hear my story? Interested in how I got where I am from the beginnning? Well, too bad. I don't want to reveal that much yet. But i will tell you how my story ends. It ends with me at a yardsale. And I am walking through the stands and tables and I see, my old telephone, on someone else's table.I donated it to Goodwill when I was feeling generous. It works and now they want $2.00 for it. I'd buy it back but my local phone company won't give me a phone line because I owe them $98.00. So I keep walking.

I come across a really nice TV. The guy selling it says "It's free. you can have it." I want to take it home with me, but I apologetically turn away, I have no electricity because I can't afford my utility bill which is now at $100 plus.

A guy I used to work with waves hi as he passes me. I wave, embarrassed, knowing answers to questions he won't ask. Why'd they fire you? Your skilled, your intelligient, your a hard worker, your beautiful, you have a great ass....whoops! Got a bit carried away. I keep walking. That story would take a while. And one day, after I trust all of you readers of this website, i'll tell it to ya.

It starts to rain. I go to leave but I have no car because CAN YOU BELIEVE IT WAS FREAKIN' STOLEN?!!! So I walk and find my self wandering aimlessly because the rental office I used to rent from booted me out for owing them $700.00 plus in back rent.

I don't want much. Just that extra five you have there, the one you found on the curb next to the back tire of your truck. Or the $3 you have left over from breakfast. Next week, are you really gonna miss that $3.00?

So you want to drop me a few pennies....well, you are an angel. And I can't begin to thank you enough but look at this it way. One day, you may run into me, and I may be able to pay you back or better yet, save you from an oncoming train. KARMA baby....it's all about KARMA! Any contributions you send in any form will earn you a receipt via email from me. I can't afford postage to send anyone ACTUAL receipts via snail mail but if it makes your day brighter you can print out the receipt I send you via email and you can tape it to your mirror at your house! Then you can remember what a great person you are every time you look at it! You may donate via Paypal down below or to my P.O. Box which I set up in the last day or so.

Jessica E. (I'll explain) P.O. Box 9276 Baltimore, MD 21222
I can't provide my last name. I thought it over, seriously. I concluded that I am desperate and I do need help but I am desperate and breathing. After all, what is desperate without a pulse?

**You donate clothes, blood, even sperm - and you never get to meet the receiver of these gifts....I can change all that. I will not only acknowledge your donation but I will explain in detail exactly where your donation went and what joy it brought to my life. (no shit- I mean real hard core JOY!)

Please help support my cause. I have utilized my options and every way i know - now it's time to turn to those I don't know. Except stalkers, murderers and killers. Those of you who fit that catagory need not respond. Thank you.

***Help me get rid of my debt in one year***(cause you just love to give away your money to people you don't know!!)